Posts Tagged ‘DSK’
Dipping too deeply into the viscous gunk of L’Affaire DSK might threaten to clog the Netartery and provoke cardiac arrest, yet having performed a bit of scrabble anagram research on the lettric sequence D,o,m,i,n,i,q,u,e,S,t,r,a,u,s,s,K,a,h,n, it would be churlish of me not to share my findings, as I am quite certain that DSK will eventually live up to his full nomological potential:
Squanders Inmost Haiku
Something le grand seducteur does with apparent regularity.
Outrank Maidens? Squish.
Internal IMF memorandum sent from the desk of DSK to all male employees.
Unromanised Squash Kit
Uncircumcised description of DSK’s genitalia.
Honkie Marauds; Squints
DSK on the French Riviera without sunglasses.
Squire’s Damnation Husk
DSK’s hindquarters after six months of hard time.
Quirkiest Shaman Sound
A speech given by DSK’s bon ami, BHL.
Antiquaries Mosh Dunks
DSK’s favorite activity at his Club Privé .
Unhandiest Squirm Soak
DSK in the shower, on Riker’s Island.
Squished Murk Sonatina
Music selected by DSK for his third wedding.
Qua Disharmonies Stunk
Reaction of guests to DSK’s wedding music.
Suitor Quashes Mankind
So long as they are female muslims from l’Afrique Noir – pas de problème!
Tarnished Squamous Ink
Residue left by DSK’s pen, found on carpets inside the world’s best hotels.
Humanoid Snake Squirts!!!
Typical NYC tabloid headline during le Joli Mai in the year 2011.
© Gregory Whitehead 2011